A day in the life of Ikari Gendo...
GENDO: *waiting near a phone*
GENDO: dang it!!! no one has called yet and Keele already wants the rent and bills paid by tomorrow or else he's going to shut us down! What am I going to do if we still don't have any money by tomorrow?!!! THE EMPLOYEES ARE GOING TO KILL ME!!! *sob sob sob*
*the phone finally rings!!!*
*RIIIING RIIIING*
GENDO: FINALLY!!!
*gendo scampers to the phone and answers it*
GENDO: You've just reached Ikari Gendo Male Gigolo's Hot line. Gendo speaking!
GENDO: uh huh. okay...got your address. got it. you want me to be there by 8pm? tonight? got it. okay. bye
GENDO: AT LAST!!!! MONEY!!!
*that night*
*gendo goes to the certain address*
GENDO: well, here i am...
*he rings the door bell*
*and the door opens....*
GENDO: *ghasp*
KENSUKE: YOU?!!!
GENDO: YOU?!!!!
KENSUKE: AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS ANOTHER GENDO IKARI!!!
GENDO: AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!! (I knew there was something odd about this kid the first time i saw him!!!)
KENSUKE: oh well...i guess there's no backing out now that you're here.
GENDO: hey!!! I'm the one who's gonna back out now!!! ewwww!!!
KENSUKE: well, if you say so. But I doooo have half a million yen with me right now ;)
GENDO: $.$
KENSUKE: heheh
GENDO: That's um...cold hard cash, right?
KENSUKE: oooh yeah!!!
GENDO: Um...then just make sure i don't remember any of this by tomorrow, okay?
KENSUKE: ooohh...don't worry about it ;). Come on in.
GENDO: May God have mercy on my soul.