The Former Agents of the Matrix Have Become Male Strippers!
Remember Agents Jones, Brown, and of course, Smith? Ever since the matrix hired upgraded agents, we've never seen agents Jones and Brown anymore (though we know what Smith has now become). I know you're all worried about the two! Have they been deleted? Have they turned into renegade programs? Well, there's no need to fear, ladies and gentlemen.
I was walking home from a store, when I passed by some sort of "club" or "bar"...and lo and behold, I found these 3 fine gentlemen, showing their stuff to the ladies!!!
Yeap...The 3 former matrix agents have become male strippers in their spare time. Tsk tsk tsk. Is this what happens to those who've been exiled by the matrix?
Reported to you by Cmdr. Gabe E.
